Best verbally abusive passage:
On Dana Perino: “Dana Perino is here, what an honor to be roasted by the spokesman for the president. Dana Perino, wonderful to see you. I always knew Scott McClellan would hatch into something beautiful. When you crawled out of the McClellan cocoon, did you have to devour the shell for nutrients or is he still lurking around someplace? … I loved it when you told Helen Thomas that the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner should have read, ‘Mission Accomplished For These Sailors Who Are On This Ship On Their Mission.’ I certainly hope you had a banner for that explanation. Do you get sore the next day after shoveling it that hard? I kid, I kid, but no, Dana, you are the one person who I don’t mind slamming me on this entire podium, because I know for the last year and a half you haven’t meant anything you’ve said.”
